Posted Sep 8th 2008 9:57AM by TMZ Staff
While Britney was busy putting herself back together this weekend, K-Fed was out doin' what he does best -- boozin'.

TMZ spies caught Federleezy hittin' Boulevard 3 nightclub in Hollywood Friday, where he kicked it with a gang of dudes the entire night. According to our spy, Federline, decked out in a salmon-colored shirt, hung over the balcony in a "look at me" kinda manner, but never spoke to any members of the opposite sex.
FYI -- big stars like Diddy and Usher were also scheduled to show, but the only name that actually hit the club was Farnsworth Bentley.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Posted Sep 8th 2008 9:41AM by TMZ Staff
Verne Troyer is now on full display -- as of 5:00 AM today, his sex tape is online.
We're not promoting the site, but we can tell you the tape is available for the very small price of $9.95. We expect Verne's lawyers will come out swinging in about an hour.
Stay tuned ...
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Posted Sep 8th 2008 9:18AM by TMZ Staff
How many special people .... run up on stage and assault a bandmember during the middle of a concert?!

A man rushed on stage during Oasis' show at Toronto's 2008 Virgin Festival last night and shoved Noel Gallagher to the ground during a performance of "Morning Glory."
Liam reached back his fist like he was gonna do something to his bro's attacker -- but he didn't.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Sep 8th 2008 9:13AM by TMZ Staff
Kristin Bell looks really hot in a bikini ... from certain angles.

Letting your hair down and losing the granny shades can do wonders for a gal.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Posted Sep 8th 2008 9:11AM by TMZ Staff
Britney Spears, circa 2004. Christina Aguilera, cheap knockoff, 2008.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera
Posted Sep 8th 2008 8:40AM by TMZ Staff
The Jonas Brothers all wear purity rings -- but VMA host Russell Brand got in some serious hot water with his extremely impure jokes about the Disney virgins.

Humorless "Idol" champ Jordin Sparks ('memba her!?) defended the boys after Brand bragged he'd bag 'em all by the end of the night. Hope he stayed away from Nick -- that kid's only 15!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Sep 8th 2008 7:45AM by TMZ Staff
Britney Spears opened the VMAs last night with the telltale sign of a notorious lip syncher -- completely covering her moving lips the entire time she opened the show.

That said, TMZ eats crow for declaring her career dead after last year's girthy performance. She ain't dead at all after bizarrely winning three awards and looking awfully hot -- minus the spaghetti weave.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Posted Sep 8th 2008 6:20AM by TMZ Staff
Rap mogul Damon Dash's baby mama is holding his son "hostage," we're told -- and Dash is hauling her into court this morning so he can see the kid.
A source tells TMZ Linda Williams -- who's the mother of Damon Dash II, aka "Boogie" -- hasn't allowed Damon to see Boogie. So Dash's lawyer, Robert Wallack, has filed a motion to make Linda physically bring the son to court.
Williams has made an extensive litany of claims about Boogie's treatment as Dash's son, claiming he hasn't had running water and electricity in his house, among other things. Damon's lawyer denies all of this.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Posted Sep 8th 2008 6:17AM by TMZ Staff
So as we told you yesterday, all that dish you've heard is in the Lynne Spears book about sex and drugs –- ain't really there.
But Britney is still PO'd about the book because it blames everything on Brit's ex-managers, says the New York Post and makes Lynne look like a saint. The paper says she's only talking to her daddy Jamie, who's got her on an even keel, as everyone could see last night at the VMAs.
Spears' rep says the report is "false."
MSNBC Loudmouths Dropped from Anchor Chair

After all the sniping and slap-fighting, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews are out as politics anchors for election season. They'll be replaced by David Gregory.
The big move comes after Matthews and Olbermann have been accused of pushing a left-wing agenda too hard and have throttled each other on-air -- like when Olbermann made a mouth-flapping gesture with his hand during a Matthews rant at the DNC. It's totally embarrassing the network, say multiple sources.
Heather Mills – "Biggest Bitch on the Planet"

Not that we didn't know this already, but someone thinks Heather Mills is a kinda terrible person.
Mills' ex-rep Michele Elyzabeth tells a London tab the one-legged wonder "not only misled me, she misled the entire world." Unclear what the subterfuge might've been, but it seems to involve "false stories about Paul McCartney" and bugging Sir Paul's phone calls.
This is good stuff: Elyzabeth says Mills wore latex gloves while playing a cribbed message so there couldn't be any trace.
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
Posted Sep 7th 2008 5:37PM by TMZ Staff
There was a $100,000 bet for charity between Bow Wow and The Game to see who's the best at Madden football on Xbox -- and Bow Wow spilled who came out on top, and who had to write a check their thumbs couldn't cash.

Filed under: Music, The Rich Life
Posted Sep 7th 2008 3:59PM by TMZ Staff
Gordon Ramsey should have stuck to his guns -- aka Ginsu knives -- because he went down hard with a leg injury while playing in a charity soccer match in England today.

We're told he pulled his hamstring and now has to watch from the sidelines.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Posted Sep 7th 2008 3:36PM by TMZ Staff
Although we barely recognized Lucy Lawless without her medieval weapons and golden brassiere, she was quick to inform us she has a lot of catching up to do when it comes to celebrity skin flicks.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Sep 7th 2008 3:30PM by TMZ Staff
They're elephants in a different circus.

Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Sep 7th 2008 3:11PM by TMZ Staff
In a stunning blow to bookies worldwide, Amy Winehouse actually managed to make her scheduled headlining appearance at the Bestival festival on the Isle of Wight yesterday.
True to form, however, she did hit the stage forty-five minutes late, leading to a greatly abbreviated set. In her defense, anyone who can drink two cases of Jack Daniels at the rate of one bottle per minute and make it anywhere but the morgue is a genuine superstar.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Music, Amy Winehouse
Posted Sep 7th 2008 1:55PM by TMZ Staff
Tom Brady was just helped off the field by two Patriots personnel members after injuring his left knee. Paging Nurse Bundchen!
Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard laid Tom out during the first quarter of their first regular season game -- and Brady is currently getting x-rays on his left knee. Brady's right foot was the injury that kept him out of all of their preseason games.
Backup quarterback Matt Cassel has taken his place on the field -- no word on whether Matt's dating Gisele yet.
As you can see in the photo -- legs aren't supposed to bend that way.
UPDATE: Even without their golden boy -- the Patriots won 17-10.
UPDATE 2: WEEI in Boston is reporting Brady suffered a torn ACL. If that's true, his season would be over.
Filed under: Talk Sports
