Jeremy Renner -- 28 Drinks Later
Last night, the "28 Weeks Later" star learned going out clubbing with his CAA agent is a great idea -- because when you say some dumb s**t on camera, someone's there to take it back immediately. 
Filed under: Drunks
Bam Margera -- Wasted. Falling. Naked.
It turned into a s**t show outside Key Club last night when Bam Margera and his completely obliterated friend let loose on the Sunset Strip, and ended up rolling around half naked on concrete in a random bar parking lot.
It got so bad, we can't even show you the worst of it ... and trust us, you don't want to know.
Filed under: Drunks
Street Fight At the Ivy?!
The Ivy is West Hollywood's beacon of all things celebrity -- a place of class, $30 salads ... and one extremely pissed off, foul mouthed thug.
Check out this guy's volatile attack on an off-duty cop. Definitely looks like someone may have had one too many of the restaurant's world famous Gimlets ...
Mickey Flies Out of Club -- Forgets to XYZ
Wearing his biological Michael Myers "Halloween" mask, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke left a London club on Wednesday and inadvertently flashed his pink man-panties.
The 52-year-old should check himself before he re-wrecks himself.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Nurse!, Drunks
Big John Daly Snookered at Hooters
Golf trainwreck John Daly allegedly got so trashed at a North Carolina Hooters cops had to haul him off to the local hoosegow.According to the Winston-Salem police report, Daly passed out at a Hooters on Sunday. Medics tended to him but Daly refused to go to the hospital. Cops took him to the station for his own safety.
According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."
The incident further proves Chris Rock's theory that no one goes to Hooters for wings.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Talk Sports, Drunks
By the Light of the Silvery Moonshine
Here's an underage drinking arrest with a do-it-yourself twist.
Jack Pullman, the 19-year-old son of actor Bill Pullman, was arrested in North Carolina Monday night for resisting police, underage drinking, and having moonshine.
Pullman also faces charges of assaulting a government official -- which typically happens after consuming alcohol in a danky basement.
Calls to Bill Pullman's rep have not been returned.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, Drunks
New York -- Fake Hair, Real Drunk
A cheap blonde RuPaul wig -- and some other things -- allowed Tiffany Pollard aka New York to lower her inhibitions at a party in Hollywood on Saturday. 
Somebody should give this chick a reality show or three.
Sarah Palin's Hubby Rums for Office
Sarah Palin hasn't been elected VP, but she's already creating new jobs -- for her husband.
Thanks to his newfound fame, Caribaya Rums wants to make Alaska's First Gentleman, Todd Palin, their spokesperson. Take that Joe Six Pack! We found out the NY-based alcohol company sent a letter to Mr. Palin asking him to be the face of their rum and believes he "would become a sex symbol to the millions of women that enjoy our product." A hockey mom's gotta have her daiquiris!
In the letter, Caribaya mentions a possible ad could feature Todd showing off his "bare chest, dressed in Hawaiian boxer shorts, surrounded by our rum." Just like every other Alaskan male on a Saturday night.
No word if Todd has accepted the offer.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Drunks, Prez Election 2008
Brit Reality Star -- Sloshed on Live TV?
It's hard enough for us Yanks to understand the British -- but this chick is just brutal.
Kerry Katona, a British pop singer and reality TV star, showed up to a morning show completely out of it -- so much so one of the hosts flat out asked her what she was on, and the other insinuated she was an alcoholic. Let's see Regis and Kelly do that!
For those who can't speak the Queen's English, Katona is trying to blame her extremely slurred speech on prescription medication she takes to help her sleep at night.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, TV, Drunks
Wasted Kendra -- a Flash of Desperation
Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, a stumbling, bumbling Kendra Wilkinson had to find some way to remain relevant after partying in a Hollywood nightclub last night. 
Yeah, this works.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Hot Bodies, Drunks
Horse Gets Sauced on Apples, Skinny Dips
This little pony went to the garden to fetch himself some fermented apples ...
He got drunk, fell in a pool and his hooves came tumbling after.
But fear not animal lovers, the horse was fine. He just had a killer hangover the next morning.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Drunks
Frankly My Dear, You're Drunk!
Oh how the mighty's grandchildren have fallen -- literally. 
Kayley Gable, granddaughter of film legend Clark Gable, had some trouble Monday night fending off gravity. Proof that knowing someone in the biz doesn't mean you won't have to start from the bottom.
Filed under: Drunks
Obliterated Porn Stars' Work Is Never Done
Two barely conscious porn stars passed out on their backs after having one too many money shots last night. Just another day at the XXX office.
Filed under: Drunks
To Catch a Partier!!!
No hidden cameras here, Chris!
"To Catch a Predator" catcher Chris Hansen enjoyed himself in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.
Good luck claiming entrapment on this one.
Filed under: TV, Drunks, Party All The Time
Stacy Keibler -- So Lying About So Briety
Keib told us her drink of choice is water outside Crown Bar last night. In what language does "water" translate to "tequila?"
Filed under: Drunks
